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10/1/10

Wait......... what?



Halloween happens to be one of my favorite times of year. Not only do you get to dress like a total slut and get away with it, second hand stores start putting out the best/craziest/zaniest/amazingest (lol) items! I'm not exactly sure why a children's bear costume screamed "BUY ME", but I found myself at the cash register buying it. Glad I did, because when I got home the idea struck me. HAIRY ARMS! Now I know this concept isn't a new one to this blog (how weird is that?) but I'm freaking out about this one, guys! I took the cheaters way out and cut the legs off, snipped a slit on the top of each leg, and snapped them onto the shoulder pieces. Voila! I wasn't about to ruin my favorite motorcycle jacket by gluing them on so this seemed like the most logical idea. As crazy as this looks I'm actually really excited to wear it out. I feel like a mix of motorcycle riding scum bag and Lil' Kim. Can't lose with that combo.

And while we're on the subject of Halloween... What is everyone being? The last two years I had my costumes planned at the beginning of the damn summer. How the hell did October come so fast this year? Any suggestions on what I should be? Right now the only idea I have is covering myself in tattoos, wearing a horse mask, and calling myself Trace Cyrus. Ay yie yie!

20 comments:

Katy said...

Ahhh! That jacket is amazing!

As far as Halloween, I'm tossing around a few ideas: The Nanny, Aretha Franklin, a home schooled jungle freak, or something I come up with in the next 30 days.

dear dukes said...

This jacket puts you at a whole new level of ~Big Pimpin'~

Amen

Anonymous said...

This Video Is CRAZY! Your Beautiful! When is canada's next top model going to accept male models?! LOVE THE JACKET!

ELIXE said...

finally, in this context this actually makes sense;

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

miss foxy said...

haha i love the video :D good dancing <3 ^^

fritha louise said...

How do you think of these things? I'd love to know how your mind works! Looks awesome though, and I love that the sleeves are detachable.

Raez said...

I have to agree with fritha louise here. How DO you come up with these things?!? I kind of feel sorry for that child bear costume you brutally murdered, but whatever, you look good ;)

can't wait to see what your halloween costume will be either :P

xx

random said...

Who wouldn't want to have sex with you

FASHION ICE said...

i love halloween too! that jacket is so amazing!

Kylie said...

omg I love the comments you get.

So gorilla chic, I love this idea. Do you still have enough to make a vest out of the top part?

Video is amazing, I'm glad you're still into making them. Loooooove

<3<3<3

Lauren said...

Awesome jacket! I think I'm going to go for David Bowie from the cover of Aladdin Sane... now to find a white bodysuit...

I'm usually a lurker... I LOVE your blog by the way!

Nav said...

that jacket is AMAZING!

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jane said...

brilliant andrew.

Hard Liquor, Soft Holes said...

UMMM...THIS IS SO CUMMAZING I CAN NOT EVEN DEAL.

Anonymous said...

That jacket is so fucking hot and so are you!!! I really hope the answer to this question is NO: are you gay?

thatsme said...

wait a minute. hard liquor, soft holes? cummazing? super into this commenter.

for halloween i'm being andrew chipman.

Is This Real Life? said...

Ah this is too Uh-Mazing love the jacket!

themannerinwhich said...

you remind me of a cross between bender (the look) and the jock (the swagger) in breakfast club, but with the fierceness amplified by a thousand. keep it up.

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Katina said...

Not only do you get to dress like a total slut and get away with it

loll