Wait......... what?

Halloween happens to be one of my favorite times of year. Not only do you get to dress like a total slut and get away with it, second hand stores start putting out the best/craziest/zaniest/amazingest (lol) items! I'm not exactly sure why a children's bear costume screamed "BUY ME", but I found myself at the cash register buying it. Glad I did, because when I got home the idea struck me. HAIRY ARMS! Now I know this concept isn't a new one to this blog (how weird is that?) but I'm freaking out about this one, guys! I took the cheaters way out and cut the legs off, snipped a slit on the top of each leg, and snapped them onto the shoulder pieces. Voila! I wasn't about to ruin my favorite motorcycle jacket by gluing them on so this seemed like the most logical idea. As crazy as this looks I'm actually really excited to wear it out. I feel like a mix of motorcycle riding scum bag and Lil' Kim. Can't lose with that combo.

And while we're on the subject of Halloween... What is everyone being? The last two years I had my costumes planned at the beginning of the damn summer. How the hell did October come so fast this year? Any suggestions on what I should be? Right now the only idea I have is covering myself in tattoos, wearing a horse mask, and calling myself Trace Cyrus. Ay yie yie!

So Happy I Could Die (actually, though)

Finallllllyyyyyyyy, I'm sharing the few photos I have from (pre) Gaga. The 8 hour road trip down to Minneapolis went surprisingly quick especially considering the fact that we left at 4 in the morning. Once we got there we did a ton of shopping (Mall of America!) and restaurant hopping. We had a little confusion with our hotel but we ended up being upgraded to a 4.5 star hotel so that was a little treat! The show wasn't until the last night of our 3 night trip so we had a little time to relax.

I don't even know where to began. Started getting ready the afternoon of the show. Had a few drinks and managed to break a wine glass in the process. Got lost on the way to the show but made it there about half an hour before doors. I was told to go super early but we basically just walked up to the doors, there was hardly organization with lines. We managed to get right at the stage, only 2 or 3 people in front of us.

YOU. GUYS. It blew my mind. I knew exactly what songs she was going to do, what the sets were going to look like, what the interludes would be like. Everything. But it still completely blew me away. It wasn't even that long ago I saw her for the first time, but the tour has completely changed. I'm so glad I've been lucky enough to experience both versions of the tour because they were both amazing for different reasons. I hate to admit it but I kind of forgot how much I love this women. As cheesy as it sounds it was so liberating and I ate every little word she fed me. Now that I'm home I can't stop listening to her. Any of you who have been lucky enough to see the Monster Ball know how incredible it is! And for those of you who don't, GO. Travel! Fly! Walk! I don't care! You need to see this tour!!

Anyways, now for a few more photos and outfit shots...


I wear: Modifed Jacket w/ Hair sleeves - DIY, Shirt - Le Chateau, Shorts - Thrift, Creepers - Demonia
She wears: Modified Sheer Slip w/ Hair collar - DIY, Boots - Stripper store
The hair on both her dress and my jacket were altered by me. I bought wigs and cut the tracks of hair out then hand sewed them on. We liked the idea of doing outfits inspired by the essence of Gaga but not wearing costumes or outfits she's worn. Sort of inspired by, but not blatant rip off, if that makes sense.

Sorry, the hair looks a little ratty here. I didn't think to take a shot of the jacket before the show, so I just took this one now. The hair was a lot less tangled before the concert.

We also got an extra special treat at our show. Gaga did a song she's never performed before. Holy shit it sounded incredible. Everytime I watch this video it gets stuck in my head.

Andddd the best photo for last! Snapped this quickly with my iPhone and it's probably my favorite photo of all time. Holy shit

What an incredible night. See you all in hell!

Got ya toes done up

Okay lets play a game

It's called 'Guess the Age of this Hannah Montana Actor'

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If you said 31, you are CORRECT!!!!! Jason Earles, born April 26, 1977

Creepy, I know. This seriously just blew my mind. I feel betraid betrayed (thanks for catching that, anonymous), scared, alone. I don't think I can ever watch Hannah Montana again.