i gave into the man...

This bad boy is mine in 3-9 business days. I probably won't listen to Jack Johnson on mine though... And I realized I have never owned a NEW phone, I've always had a hand me down. I'm super excited and I don't care if you think it's overrated or anything. It's better than a pebble and it's only going to cost me about an extra $15 a month! Don't you dare rain on my parade, Apple haters (I'm looking at you, Jesney) 

update

I got my three finger ring! I had to give ID to show that I was 18 because apparently it can be a weapon. Bitches better watch it.